Pace Family: Oct. 2016

Sleepy devil puppy. I tell people this all the time and I mean it, 85% of the time Bella is a great dog, the other 15% I want to put her out to pasture. They're always cuter when they're sleeping tho, same story for dogs and children, am I right?

Hold onto your lunches, I'm bragging a little about Clay, (eww I hate it when people do that.:)

I hate having naked toenails, pretty sure they haven't seen sunlight or oxygen in roughly 16 years. This big baby belly makes it hard to keep them looking nice tho, Clay keeps them painted for me when I'm large with child. He's not great at it, but I love the smudges.

*side note* I wax my eyebrows and upper lip because I'm vain and my Father is a gorilla, bless him for having daughters. :) Anyway I told Clay that if I'm ever in a coma and I wake up with a uni brow and mustache he is dead to me. I may have mentioned this on here before. So now that you know this too, you will also be dead to me if I wake up with a uni brow or mustache. Tis a heavy burden for you to bear.

Ahhh how pretty.

Pretty sure this is the most comfortable way to play on your tablets. I have yet to try it.

Sometimes when you're so behind on your coloring projects you have to use two markers to get the job done. Thank goodness she is such a hard worker.

Pretty soon here I'll have to have her fitted for a denture.

And this, this right here is why we aren't having a boy. Because he would be too picked on. He makes a beautiful Merida, just look at that smirk.

Sometimes I'm a nice mom and we do fun crafty/cooking things.

I'm the type of person who would rather clean the house than cook ANY day. Messes and dental temporaries are my my nemesis.

But my coworker made some super cute Halloween Oreo truffles and I had to try them too, I knew the girls would love making them.

And they did! And I did my best to not freak out when things were turning messy.

We harvested 13 pumpkins from our patch and we had fun carving them.

Taking the guts out is a nasty business.

Bella was all up in our faces wanting in on the action too so I had her sit on a chair at the table. A much happier puppy.

Another late entry.

It was spirit week at Lucy's school and she was to dress like a pirate.

Give me your Pirate face!

I've discovered that you can pay a couple bucks for already cut out holiday wood decor and let the girls paint them and they think you're like the best Mom ever.

Toilet paper rolls also work if you're not willing to spend the money.

It's an interesting thing having more than one child. You raise them the same but they're both completely different.

Lucy asked if she could play with chalk outside and I said no because I hate chalk, it makes a mess, Tiffany hates messes.

So the girls went downstairs to play.

A while later they both come upstairs and Lucy starts harassing us and asking for things. Zoey just grabs the bag of chalk and goes outside and starts coloring.

And the thing is I didn't care. Because she did it without harassing me.

And she just did it all on her own, I didn't need to assist her in anyway.

And she did make a mess, just needed to change her clothes when she was done, simple as that.

Man Tiffany you need to lighten up.

My Dad has been giving out soda for Halloween for the last 5+ years? It's a tradition to go over there and eat Papa Murphy's pizza and for cousins to play together and get totally hyped up on sugar. And if they think they're starting to run out they just go ask Grandma, she has secret stashes and obvious stashes.

I didn't even take the girls trick or treating this year. Their cousins took them around the block a little.

They're favorite part is to hand out the soda anyway.

Bunch of crazies!