Wednesday, May 18, 2011

No longer his trophy wife

Well I'm sad to say that I have been

replaced.

After 4 years of marriage

Clay has found another woman.

He goes on dates with her,

buys her things,

and I'm sure he thinks of her often.

And she's older too.

The nerve.

I've met her before.

I don't know what he sees in her.

Personally I find her very unattractive.

Her name is Wanda

here she is...

She's a 79 for heck sake!
My dad and Clay purchased this puppy about a month ago and have spent countless hours fixing her up getting her into germaphobe shape.
I got sick of calling it the camper, so I decided on a gender and then a name.
Wanda just stuck.
I would show you pictures of the inside, but you must wait until she is presentable
So you can see how much work they have done to get her into tip top shape.
She's not pretty, that's for sure but I am so looking forward to camping inside her instead of a tent.
So if you see us on the highway and get annoyed that you have to pass this house on 4 wheels going 45 mph please don't honk and make rude gestures, Wanda has feelings.
How lucky are we to have 2 houses!
My dad says it's his 72 hour kit, oh Carl. :)

1 comment:

derek and michelle said...

Thats awesome!!! Your blog posts crack me up!